Somehow, some of my access checks for that account were snagged, and someone had written one to "Mary Maid" for $9500. BoA called me up yesterday to confirm that it was valid, since it didn't fit my pattern (Discover did the same thing when I charged a couple PetSmart things on their card since, before last month, I haven't had a pet in around 25 years), but also the fact that they thought that someone in my profession should have been able to spell "Merry" correctly :-)
They canceled that card, which also canceled the online access to my account, and are sending me a new one. Hopefully the new card will be here relatively soon, though, as the next statement should be posted first thing next week and I intend to put in that last payment as soon as I can.
In other news, Cucumber Pepsi?? *twitch*